The 903 Classic

1 club length of free relief when a ball is touching cart path, sitting in a puddle, or touching lawn equipment (sprinkler heads, etc.).

If a ball goes out of bounds and is found, players may play it where it lies without penalty. Moving the ball in any direction adds a stroke.

Alternatively, invoke Model Local Rule E-5: two strokes to place the ball on the fairway laterally from the point it crossed out of bounds.

Mark your fucking ball. Every stroke counts. No free retries, breakfast balls, or unsanctioned mulligans.

Pairs are highly encouraged to keep track of the opposing pair's score to combat cheating. This system works great if you aren't an asshole.

Each pair is allowed 1 sanctioned mulligan per day — only one team member shoots, choose wisely. Mulligan usage must be clearly announced so the opposing pair and as much of the field as possible can hear it. Usage is documented at time of call.

Additional mulligans may be purchased from the oversight committee. Prices scale as follows:

The achiever buys a beer or shot for the entire field. A case is perfectly acceptable, and historically encouraged.

Maintain pace of play. Don't waste time looking for lost balls — you know that shit is in the water.

Trash talk is welcome. Cart paths are obligatory where indicated. Shirts are obligatory in the clubhouse. Tucking is not.

Losing teams are encouraged — but not required — to caddy and ball spot for winning teams during the second half of Day 2. Caddy assignments TBD.

Tipping caddies is highly encouraged, but not required — this ain't communism.